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Sunday, December 4th, 2005
2:42 pm
Items We Need for Tournament of Death
If anybody can provide the following materials for our special TOD in late January it will be greatly appreciated:

1.LEGOs (very expensive cant afford it with everything else)
2.Tables (ditto)
3.Barbed Wire/Razor Wire lol (cant find any that is wortha shit in length)

and we'll take anything else you will give us to use in a match but all im saying is don't expect any item to be returned in perfect condition. I might update with more items alter but those are the things we're looking for the most!!!!!!

Thanks,
Sloppy Jizznay
Saturday, December 3rd, 2005
10:57 am
happy holidays livejournal
what does everybody want for christmas?

Current Mood: silly
Friday, November 25th, 2005
7:36 pm
It has been a great year for CBW adn I know, it isn't over yet!!!! And to end it this year we're giving the wrestlers a break for the Tournament of Death in January and we're going to give you a special manager match.
Man With a Stick vs Guy with a Limb. Eventhough Guy with a Limb is not a manager he is not a wrestler and Man With a Stick ordered with a gesture of his strong branch-like stick to order this match declared!!! Intense!!!!!

We're doing end of the year awards for all the wonderful work.....well people of the CBW. What we will do is during the whole month of January we will post 5 different individual nominational sequences such as Best Wrestler in CBW of 2005 or Best Camera Man in CBW of 2005 (yes we love love love our camera guys well unless you're Cody P.) each Saturday. We really hope people aprticipate in this even if they haven't seen all the events. For it to count it has to be in the Livejournal comment no at school or over the phone votes; that's just stupid and you will probably go in the nomination for Best Stupid Ass with No Life That Couldn't Vote Correctly For The CBW Nominations of 2005. Wrestlers can vote and yes you can vote more than once but it must be under a different screename on Livejournal. No Anonymous posts will be counted!!!!!!

Going into the new year CBW will invite amny more matches of different types such as HELL IN A SHED MATCH and many others.

::This is The Dumbhead Reporter Guy signing out::

Lights, cameras, WRESTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6:48 pm
Baby I miss you!!!!!!
Gahh...I really miss him
and I hope we can hook up later
and fillet our clustered penises together to Sheri Moon Zombie pics.

I REALLY MISS HIM!!!!!!!
9:00 is just too far away baby!!!!!
Hope everyone had a happy TURKEY DAY!!!!!!
Sunday, November 20th, 2005
9:17 pm
The Recent Memory!!!
Some stale news has been brought forth today regarding the last match Mac Daddy Matt vs Sloppy J most definitely the best match CBW has witnessed ever. Hard hits and tremendous bumps issued in the match. The tapes that held the massive amount of action and greatness have been ruined. The tape with crappy footage is beyond repair but there may be a way to repair the good footage so I'm working hard on that. I need someone with some steady hands and maybe we can meet up some day like wednesday skip thursday friday saturday or sunday. If you have steady hands and think you can apply some film together with tape without fucking it up then we invite you to come help us. who knows im leaving it alone for a day or two because its not tearing the tape up in the Camcorder but it still ejects it but thats a good sign we could try to get it working again!!!!!!

Sorry again Matt. Billy Mcanally is a beastly exhibit and tends to catapult flubber into sprites causing domino effects on the sprite cans. It doesnt look bad for your film though because I got it playing again. But only for s couple of seconds but I think I know a way to fix it.

Anyway, my apologies to matt and everybody wanting a tape of this match but it may be nothing more than a memory for our fans there.

Current Mood: restless
Thursday, November 17th, 2005
4:30 pm
OH MY GOD ONE LINER STEALER ENTRY>>>>>>POKE MY ASS WITH YOUR BUTT
Put your hands in the air like you don't care that it's fucking raining blood everywhere!!!!!!!

Current Mood: impressed
Wednesday, November 9th, 2005
2:52 am
Mac daddy Matt...........

The guy I've yet to beat. Yes I know you were Jimmy Nukens but that was a phase and with that phase a push over died. Jimmy Nukens wasn't shit. he had the title for one month. I held that title for 8 fuckin months. Now Mac Daddy Matt i can identify with. hell we were a tag team. We know what toe xpect from each other and as a former fellow Baliaal I respect that and your abilities. You may have my respect but my friendship is not yours. It went to a guy that didn't fuck his friends over for the title. I guess when you're too good you can expect that from sniveling cowards such as yourself.

It's been since last year this time since our paths have crossed. November when i knocked your ass out with that fuckin chair. How did it feel to truly taste steel? Yet you chokeslammed onthe car and still pulled it off. But have you seen my latest matches. It took all of Kerry to defeat me.

You may be the future of the business but I am an epidemic of hardcore and you will be my past time. You may not even be able to make it to the tournament and I'll sure you won't have enough sense to bring that pathetic Jimmy Nukens back. I will avenge your poor judgement of breaking my cousin's nose and for all these times you've screwed people over and my own enjoyment of kicking your ass. I highly recommened you be prepared because if you think I won't go through Hades and back to get a win over you then you don't know me and have never known over these years we've been in the SHW and BCW together. Don't begin to even relish upon my defeat because I will destroy you and all your mathamaniacs. I need no fans. I need no friends. And with you as my enemy I will have no enemies either soon. this truth is more important than the fact that you've beat me everytime ive faced you. History repeats itself they say but I've just made an adjustment to the time continuim and the proverbs will say "a rat who bites at a cats tail invites destruction." The destruction of all that is known as Matt Stewart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Current Mood: ecstatic
Saturday, September 24th, 2005
6:32 pm
Drinking and Dying
Had a near death experience....................Probably not going to drink much alcohol anymore because of the look in my moms face when she described my piss looking like blood in the road because the jackasses that took me home dragged me out on the road where i passed out and urinated all over myself. Some eprson spotted me when they were driving to the store for some tylenol and almost hit me. I knew about noen of this until the next morning. I can remember the cops being there. the ambulance came as well. our neighborhood was lit up last night. thank god I vomitted because alcohol poisoninga nd all and my dad said i was probably dead for a minute because i was barely breathing and i was very very pale. and i couldve been fucking imPALEd with the car and all. I couldve been more responsible but some other people probably couldve been more responsible considering Gustavo and Adam are my friends. I dont know if there was anybody else. But that was a pretty shitty thing to do. I wouldve atleast dragged their ass out of the road. If i cant get out ofa car on my own do you think i couldve been able to get out of the road. Its all a blur after they got me out o fteh car i just know i was laying downa nd i passed out in the next second. My dad gave me CPR and said i started kissing him lol........jeez i probably shouldnt be telling that but i awas so wasted that i was dying and i didnt feel anything. i dont even remember anything but the cops so.......fuck.....dont ask me how i got out of going to jail. Public drunkness and underage drinking right there. I lost all of my dvds and cds in the yellow case and the key to my house and everything in my pants were soaked with piss because my piss was everywhere down the road to under my dads tires up the road. it was fucking crazy and i was laying face down. they thought i had fucking cracked my face and blood was just everywhere.

Current Mood: disappointed
Friday, September 23rd, 2005
4:56 pm
Dedicated to a special someone!!!!!!!
Truly Madly Deeply
( Savage Garden )

I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy
I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need
I love you more with every breath truly, madly, deeply, do
I will be strong, I will be faithful 'cause I'm counting on
A new beginning
A reason for living
A deeper meaning, yeah

I want to stand with you on a mountain
I want to bathe with you in the sea
I want to lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me

And when the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky
I'll make a wish, send it to Heaven, then make you want to cry
The tears of joy for all the pleasure and the certainty
That we're surrounded by the comfort and protection of ..
The highest power
In lonely hours
The tears devour you

I want to stand with you on a mountain
I want to bathe with you in the sea
I want to lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me

Oh can't you see it baby?
You don't have to close your eyes, 'cause it's standing right before you
All that you need will surely come

I'll be your dream, I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy
I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need
I'll love you more with every breath truly, madly, deeply, do

I want to stand with you on a mountain
I want to bathe with you in the sea
I want to lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me

I want to stand with you on a mountain
I want to bathe with you in the sea
I want to lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me

I want to stand with you on a mountain
I want to bathe with you in the sea
I want to lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me



For my baby Nick Fortenberry..................But mufucka U Still Don't Know Me

Current Mood: loved
Thursday, September 22nd, 2005
5:01 pm
Comment if anyone know what the fuck is this shit about Jeremy Polk being dead............I can't geta hold of anyone there and Nick seems to be the only person that ahs heard of this and he's at work.
Fuck man............Tell me this isnt true. Jeremy if you see this call me. Fucki i hope this is just bullshit!!!!

Current Mood: worried
Wednesday, September 21st, 2005
4:41 pm
Morale Booster
The tents I pitch guaranteed to bitch
11,000 scars no stitch. Should i hack your glitch?
Only in Chicago will I ever wear white socks
I'm the dust of an angel in California saying "Cleveland rocks"
Footsteps of the happy trail that paves my gut
Compared to a scrotum cause I'm such a nut
My bedchamber consists of a few ketchup stains and chocolate chips
A ramble in our slumber slowly rectified when I kiss her drunken lips
MMMMM.....slow sips fast hips and Salsa dips
The mediocrity ends when a lovely juicy fart rips
i'm the disgust in disguise protruding between womens thighs
You can't trust me because I'm just one of the guys
The only encouragement to continue pushing forth and never coming out
I greet the orb with my sword and pure ignorance will sprout

(Chorus)
CHS CHS CHS CHS is the best
but diamonds are a girls best friend
CHS CHS CHS CHS Number one
Summertime comes and we know its the end
CHS CHS CHS CHS we will fight
Fuck the Alma Mater our rally will rant
CHS CHS CHS CHS will die
The morale booster-BOOM BUM DUM DIDDLE DUM-drums the band


Come to a land where the man faces the man
Faster than we can punch the bottle we kick the can
If you are alone in a Black Hole with your faint whispers never heard
If you fortify your stupid black soul with every evil word
Can we join in Chelsea matrimony or the courteous psychos that illuminate
my TEMPTplate and my bowel movement becomes my only fate
I feel like shit and no one ever understands this shine that fixates the tubes
Put in infinite grief and running from triangular Gelatinous cubes
My perverse thoughts of myself in self-conceit
I'm wondering if my maturity and I will eventually meet
I'm exhausted with my thoughts muffled want to suck the engine out of your car
Captain of the football team. I'm badly strong like homestar
All Grow'd Up and I'm still wearing diapers and playing with Reptar
A bonfire dinner with melted glows and evil glances with tunes from Gwar
Everyone's conscience plays the banana peel
The army is dictated as we slowly kneel to the fucking right wrongs we feel
To these ideas we steal and to peoples dreams I kill to the fakes with a real
sense of what will happen if my dream came true
Pull back on the Coast and Hurricane Columbine blow on all of you (OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH)

(Chorus)
CHS CHS CHS CHS is the best
but diamonds are a girls best friend
CHS CHS CHS CHS Number one
Summertime comes and we know its the end
CHS CHS CHS CHS we will fight
Fuck the Alma Mater our rally will rant
CHS CHS CHS CHS will die
The morale booster-BOOM BUM DUM DIDDLE DUM-drums the band

I'm just a rebel boy with my mean words
maybe I will be noticed when I'm absurd
Turntable mix 53 degrees
The only kiss aimed to displease
Panic; I'm manic
I wear a trenchcoat and I'm Satanic
My needles arent allowed but fish hooks will do
Media Center Specialist when will my Code of Conduct renew

Pretty little girl became my academic
Pretty little girl became my academic
Pretty little girl became my academic
Pretty little girl became my academic
Pretty little girl became my academic
Make this little horny boy want to mimic
Make this little horny boy want to mimic
Make this little horny boy want to mimic
Make this little horny boy want to mimic
Make this little horny boy want to mimic
I've created an art and made her authentic
I've created an art and made her authentic
I've created an art and made her authentic
I've created an art and made her authentic
I've created an art and made her authentic
Now I carry a big stick speaking softly to my clinic
Now I carry a big stick speaking softly to my clinic
Now I carry a big stick speaking softly to my clinic
Now I carry a big stick speaking softly to my clinic
Now I carry a big stick speaking softly to my clinic

Current Mood: calm
5:48 am
The Freshest News Since The Prince of Bel-Aire
People I know something that you don't know.......Guess



















An interview will be conducted with the one and only Nick and then the next week he'll interview the two and only Sloppy J!!!!!! Does that sound good? Well i'm not finished so don't pull your pants up quite yet. These will be no pack of regular advantage 100s here people. The interview will not be about nicks life, his current sexual status, his erotic fetishes, his nerdy stories about a dog beating him with a chair.........no they will answer questions based on who they think the best candidate or candidates are as apposed to the question. For example: Who would you most likely bathe with in a port-a-potty?
Nick replies with something like his most probable answer Billy Johnson. So there you have it and if you have a question composed like that then submit it to either me or DJ Kid Nicky and you might just see your question answered. Well you will definitely get an answer if it is in the right form. If you are an annoying pus and ask me to ask him questions about his shoe size or why he works at Quiznos then you will probably be seeing sulfuric acid in youreyes in approximately ten years after you ask me the question. Don't worry i heard its completely safe to drink it'll help you on the drug tests!!!!!!!! Submit those questions bitch.............
Email Address: dell1988@att.net

Current Mood: hyped
Thursday, September 15th, 2005
10:47 pm
They say I died for you..........but I didn't
If it ain't about Jesus why even try??????
Wednesday, September 14th, 2005
2:24 am
Juggalo SHow
The Juggalo Show recorded its first episode tonight and featured were all the very juggalos to make things possible. The very essence of the show is spiritual, vile, holy, fuckable, unfuckwithable and something that might be too risky to smoke if it involves your mom.........Whatever the fuck that means. Look for the Juggalo Show boys and say what up juggalo and they may just let you obtain the golden ticket so you can get your snug ass right to the happy fuckville valley where they gather and sprinkle lotus seeds and fuck them into a new juggalo everyday. Goodnight and don't let the fucking juggaho wolves eat you alive. Always carry a hatchet juggalo....Whatever you do.
Saturday, September 10th, 2005
4:56 pm
If anybody wants to give me a ride to Gustaviosiosanosis's party then just hit me up ill give him 5 dollars for your share of stuff or if you need gas money then ill come off of some more money if you give me a ride. call me up 678-7977.

Current Mood: Let's Go Party Dudes, Tubular!
Friday, September 9th, 2005
12:43 am
OOOOOOH Matt is the wizard in bed......OHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......I wonder if he can keep this a secret!!!
Thursday, September 8th, 2005
1:04 am
Ouch! Right up the butt it went..........

Current Mood: mischievous
Wednesday, September 7th, 2005
6:53 pm
I'm not the only one in your way you fucking bitch!!!!!!!!!!

Current Mood: disappointed
3:37 am
CBW News and Fluorescenescence

C.B.W. Update :y You all know Kerry Harris is the new champion and with this new era brings new combatants and this worthy opponent wants to make an uprising in the CBW. No information as to if he will be in the next event or as to who this person is. Everything is a mystery to us here at the CBW offices updating on Billyroni's journal. The website will soon be taking a full twist as it is down right now but coming up as a whole new look to the website and everything!!

The next event is scheduled for sometime in the next two weeks and there is no conclusive challenger for the title yet but we believe it to be PDP.I need some money for weapons for future events so i will be accepting donations or I will have to make the event worth some money unless the fans bring the weapons. New deal you can watch the event for 2 dollars or just simply bring a weapon and enjoy. Sexual donations will only be given to Sloppy J as the other wrestlers do not accept such bribery and are not fooled of such temptation. More will be announced later.

The Fluorescenescence:  What is the hype about all this Flurescenescence shit? Well it is a devoted project from Sloppy J looking for a November release......OMG an actual album. Yes, this will consist of stuff Sloppy J has written in the apst but has never recorded. rockish, thuggish, and lovish is all that explains this man. The mind will be explained and defined and the true origin of Sloppy J explained. Or could I be making this all up to laugh at your suspense? No feature guests except for one person who has started it all with Sloppy J and that is none other than Sleezy C!!!!! oh yes dont expect great artwork because you're a loser and don't deserve it. No free DVDs just the usual computer flows from Sloppy J exploring with different styles. It will not be for money just something to enjoy down the path of many long to come memories. Something to dedicate many futures& in the progress.

That is du-du-dualll folks!!!!! Expect many more updates like this because i'm bored and feel like ripping my face off for you people to laugh at me!!!!!!!

Monday, September 5th, 2005
4:38 pm
If you think this is for you then it probably is..........
Hello person. You think of a lot of things to the point where you are unique. Thoughts set you apart from others. The most brilliant creations are the thoughts and the seemingly significant magic inside of them. I've thought about your thoughts. It might be strange but again its what sets us apart from others. I see you working at the coffee shop. When she puts her hand upon her sternum as if her lovely dress will reveal the very line that divides and divines intwining her bosom. She frequently rushes past the people her chest linked like a magnet attracting the bad and well the good wherever it may be....

Pinned to her shirt is the identification of the beautiful women. It reads: Delora......No.....Untrue.....fatal fucking fallacy i tell you. I know this face its not Delora. (Piano begins to fade in). She loves the keys that are to be struck. As the children flock to her to receive their warm bread as long as the employer is not sneaking his greedy eyes out of it's sockets into her path.

I know she loves the way i give thanks to her but sometimes it's the tiniest things that put these things into the biggest hole. She turns red from either infuriment or her freedom of pretty thought. She doesn't care. All she knows how to do now is tuck in her lip and slowly breathe through her nose. I've resisted-I've haulted-and right now I'm seized because I do not want to spoil my warm piece of bread............
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